They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Clint Eastwood

1- Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Wilhelm II

2- A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

3- Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Will Rogers

4- The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

Will Rogers

5- When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Will Rogers

6- Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

William James

7- A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Winston Churchill

8- If you’re going through hell, keep going.

Winston Churchill

9- You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Winston Churchill

10- I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

Woody Allen

11- I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

Woody Allen

12- Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.

Woody Allen

13- Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

Yakov Smirnoff

14- Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

Yogi Berra

15- If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Yogi Berra

16- A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Walter Bagehot

17- You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.

Yogi Berra

18- My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Walter Matthau

19- People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.

Zig Ziglar

20- When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?'

Sydney J. Harris

21- The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are.

Terry Pratchett

22- If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.

Theodore Roosevelt

23- I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

Thomas A. Edison

24- Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

Thomas A. Edison

25- It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.

Thomas Sowell

26- Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.

Thomas Szasz

27- I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

Tom Lehrer

28- Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.


29- I hate women because they always know where things are.


30- It does not matter whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose!

Steven Weinberg
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